Way back in July 2009, I wrote a post on toilet paper, and how it should only be placed on the holder with the loose end "rolling over" the roll. Well, Cottonelle has come up with the "Roll Poll" to gather data on this very issue.
The Results (so far):
I am pleased to report that approximately 75% of the country got it right, while the other 25% are living in the dark and letting their toilet paper roll under. If this was a test, America would have a "C" which is less than desirable. But if this was an election, the Over Party would have an overwhelming majority, and would be running the joint. (How great would it be if this was a real poll and the majority voters elected which way toilet paper HAD to be put on? BTW, I'm pretty sure there are dumber laws than that in existence.)
Unfortunately, the state I live in, California, is voting 63% to 37% to roll under. Really CA? Screw you. How could so many people be off? It's almost the exact opposite of the rest of the country. I just don't understand and I am thoroughly disappointed.
No comments:
Post a Comment